Online Infidels

“@mikestuchbery: I’m throwing my hat in the ring for #twitparl, but I’ll want a portfolio.” I rest my case, Mr Speaker.

@GPRollins I’m a sole operator and use ‘we’ on my website because sometimes I subby work out and frankly it reads better than ‘I’. #free2c

@crazyjane13 Gets creepier too. #justsayin

“@MisterSpeaker1: @MsPraxis well nominate and find out” My Twitter cool cred is somewhat parlous. Wouldn’t put myself through it. Have fun!

“@jimboot: Cold tonight in Melbourne, off to Bali tomorrow Selamat Malam” Lucky bastard! Have a great time. Boundless jealousy.

@MarionGroves @mymilkspilt @bluemilk I was raised to be financially autonomous. Never shared a bank a/c either. Don’t know any other way.

@MisterSpeaker1 and all the cool kids will get voted in while the rest of us look on Won’t that be a surprise. Cult of Twitcelebrity

just tuned in to @tuesdaybookclub Oh @mariekehardy you gorgeous thang *swoon*

“@santa__claus: Only 200 nights to go until Christmas Eve! Ho Ho Ho… http://t.co/qgLXG7r” SHUT UP! #lalalala

@aleta_k I’m giving myself over to it. Am old enough to remember Upstairs Downstairs too! #downtonabbey

@philhenley Shop Ethical is one of my fave apps.

I’m falling in love with #downtonabbey. Thought I might. “I have lots of friends I don’t like” The indomitable Maggie Smith”

Saddle? Since when is saddle a colour? #WTF #cataloguefail http://t.co/aLzaeAE

@RobsTwitte obvious attempt is obvious.